Just this afternoon a gigantic spider was on my wall. It was as big as my hand. Naturally like any sane person would, ask someone to do it. No one answered.
"I swear lizards are better than spiders"
So I got a broom and proceeded to "tragectorize" my swing. It took a couple of swings but I hit it. I got a piece of paper and threw it out the window. And I saw it grab on to the branch of the tree outside. I mean oh come on. You just happen to grab a tree branch in mid air.
"Actually how in our house can a spider become that large"
"had to write that again in SSI"
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