How does one do this?

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Nails. I don't know how they grow. Apparently they push old parts with new parts. The old parts then turn into the white is bony color. Actually what is the use of nails. Like your finger nails they don't protect any major part or anything. Maybe they're just extra bone. That protrudes out of the finger. Yeah I got nothing. It could have been useful on the knuckles but who am I to question how our body evolved. 

On the topic of toenails I heard that to prevent ingrown toenail is to cut the nail straight not curved. I have experimented this and I can say it does work so If any one has this king of problem just cut it straight. I should align straight after that. Ingrown toenails are a pain it curves ant the end and starts prickling the inside of your toe. I had an incident in which my nail was so deep in my toe I was feeling uncomfortable for the whole day. i couldn't walk properly because it kept pricking me. That is until I decided to man up and cut the part that's been prickling me. It was a success. I do not want anyone to experience that it was utter agony. Funny story is when I was small my friend and I thought that if our toenails were too long it will curve on itself piercing our foot and would be like skates. It was pretty morbid that thought was.

"How does one get toenails like this?"

My brain hurts

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So heres the upcoming Batman v Superman right?

What better time to talk about superheroes. Superheroes you know someone who lucked out and got some stuff from somthing from somewhere. Well really is it really worth it to get super powers? You won't get to live normally anymore. By fear of loved ones targeted by some villain. Personally the best superpower is to travel time.

Think, all the things you've done, corrected. But then that would hinder your chance to get the power so in reality the only draw back is never to alter the past ,well up until you get said powers. Welp I ran out of ideas how about we go with time travel instead. Ah time travel the work of science-fiction. It always anages to pique my interest. It's just so fun thinking of paradoxes. Uhmm.. Am I the only one. Regardless it's fun for me. Now here is a paradox. What happens if you go forward in time and get advanced technology that would eventually get you the time machine you used to get to the future. Would that mean that the time machine originaly used was from where exactly? It's stated that when you get future tech it would lead to the time machine. So now what

The other side

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Well ain't it a good time to talk about ghosts.WooOOooOoO.

Well personally I don't believe in them but at night I'm a little more open-minded.Specters of the other realm come to ours in search of revenge or unfinished business. So what do I know of ghosts well as far as I know. I don't want to meet one.

The ones that are particularly malevolent ,heck no!

Why can't ghosts be like Casper or some other good ghost. Well for all I care it seems like the number one topic to talk about at night. Don't worry I won't scare the living-socks out of you. That can possess things right? Like the ghosts from japan that possess umbrellas I think. Or the ones that can... Personnally I don't know much about them all I know some are good some are bad and all scary as heck.

Fire!!

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Fire the only source of heat in the old times. How they found of fire I don't know actually,how was is discovered?

So fire you know the hot stuff that burns things.

I imagine that lightning struck a tree and then it came to be but I highly doubt that early man would go near a burning tree. So maybe they actually found out the secret to fire by evolution because face it a tree struck with lightning is logical, but people of those times and unknown things don't mix.

But fire has really helped our race evolve to what we are right now. From cooking food and lighting our surroundings to smiting and other useful things. Well it has been good but everything has a flip side.It causes mass destruction when not contained. Forest fires are scary as heck.

"Start fire they said, It'll be fun they said"

In memory of early Youtube

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SO YouTube has been an integral part on the Internet spanning from video to video cat to cat we all know this bad boy, but what is at the center of YouTube. I have found it.

First let's start at the beginning. YouTube has 7 letters, cat videos have 9 letters.

9-7=2.

YouTube is composed of 2words.

You and Tube.

"You" is yourself the person watching.

But who else is watching.

Correct, a "watching" machine. You know, the thing that cleans clothes.

Next is "Tube"

Tubes are where commonly found?

in the center of a toilet paper., at last where almost done in solving the puzzle.

Next is what happens when you put a tube in washing machine. It gets wet.

You know what else gets wet?

Dirt. And dirt, when wet turns to mud. Mud is dirty the same can be said for clothes  when put in mud.That's why you clean it with?

Right. Water and Detergent. Water one of the four elements and capable of healing and detergent capable of making things slip and sometimes roll.You know who else rolls?                                 

;)See ya!

 THE CENTER OF YOUTUBE

Chairman of the Bored

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 Do you know the feeling of utter boredom it's like should i do this yeah let's do that,
but you're just sitting there starring blankly in the middle of the room.

I get that a lot. I don't know why this happens but I can' seem to be out of boredom for once. Heck sometimes I even get bored enough to study. It  just feels empty lying in bed surfing YouTube or outside viewing people interact it feels like a hassle sometimes. Well that all comes to an end when Monday starts. I know you must be thinking " This guy's weird". Sadly it's true I'm weird but what excites me to go to school is the trill of having people interact the sheer randomness of life. You don't know hat's gonna happen until it finally hits you.

You'll be left there questioning why does this happen well because it's life nothing is more random than the life you live each day. Everyday is not some copy-paste essay.
It's a complex collection of experiences pointing towards every single person out there. Life is rough but you know what else is rough.

Thinking of a way to end this post.

See ya!

Akinator!

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Some of you may or may not have heard about this but Akinator the web genie can supposedly guess any character you thing of. I played it a few time and sadly he has guessed most of all the characters i can think of. I have tried myself or anime characters, news casters. I cannot believe this is true  i have scoured my brain for possible characters and all of them guessed.

What I noticed was it follows through with elimination first if the character is real or not. Second it asks hair color to physical attributes. Third is when the mindblowing begins, it begins to tell oddly specific things about your character. At those moments I was like "You have got to be joking".It was weird I don't know how long it must have taken to code this but dang it must be along time.

If you want to test it out theres the link below to link you to the website.Comment 
the character Akinator guessed correctly below

                                          Akinator the Web Genie

From: Gravity Falls,Oregon

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I will say right here that I am a fan of Gravity Falls.It's because of it's feel you know like, " Oh, It's summer nothing strange is gonna happen here". Well in the world of
Gravity Falls anything can happen in this town from: floating eyeballs, minotaurs,
or the occasional gnomes. It's such a cool cartoon at the endings it flashes cryptograms that you either decipher yourself like the determined fan you are but whereas I don't have the patience to decipher these that's why I turn to Google. 

Well the main plot is twins Dipper and Mabel Pines are sent to Gravity falls,Oregon to live with their Grunkle Stan(grunkle is prob. great uncle?). The mystery starts when Dipper finds an old journal with a six-fingered logo with the number 3 in the middle. Turns out it's a journal of all the weirdness in Gravity Falls but the main Thing is who wrote the journal(  if you've been watching season two or already watched episode 11 major questions are answered left and right). It's a really good show well if you're into comedic mysteries that is.

P.S Waddles was here!

"most awesome pig of all"

Babies: Natural swimmers?

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Have you ever seen a baby float in water? 
They say their natural swimmers, but why?

If babies are natural swimmers then why do some people don't know how to swim do they need to be retaught or have they forgotten about it? Babies are incredible really from a soft cuddly piece of responsibility to somewhat dependable people (opinions may vary). so what makes them good swimmers? Babies now how to walk from birth,it's only because their legs can't support them enough to carry their body. But swimming, really? How does a person forget how to swim. It's like the basic of basics next to reading.

While were on the topic of babies. Babies are a pain in the butt to raise. I have two nephews and they are troublesome as heck. though the rewards are good enough you can say."Hey, I helped raise that kid whose gonna grow up to be a respectable adult(results may vary). So about babies being natural swimmers. Still I don't know how. May because they're light-boned like birds? I don't know.

Well that's it for now. Have a good day.                               

ENTER! THE IDIOT.

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how are you doing? Has any major events happened in the past two years?

No. Okay.

So this is my first blog post of the year.So yeah, not much to do now.

Hmm..how about I introduce myself.

I am sorta addicted to games, but not that much maybe.
I am a self-proclaimed genius. I do not take lightly to mockery.that is all I can say right now.

Now introduction is out of the way how about I start now.

Have you ever experienced where when you're sleeping and suddenly feel like falling causing you to flail your legs like a puppet who has a bad puppeteer.
some say it's because of "angels" carrying your soul to heaven. I have experienced this once so im no source for experience on this one.

Does anyone know why this happens, we may never know or atleast until I search it up on Google.

So now what, it's currently 7 pm. Well then again when was the lasttime I had nothing to do. 

And that concludes the first blog of the year! woohoooo!!
Farewell for now.