meh teys r gen.

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My childhood toy are missing. I had a good childhood grew up in a nice place got friends. But the toys I used to play are missing. It was a boxful of toys.My parents said it was lost when we moved. Well that's fine as all of it was particularly hand downs. But the one I grieve about is a grey dragon I bought. It was a good dragon, It actually moved like a real entity, as in all the joints are present. Not like those cheap plastic stuff that has only four joints. It was perfect. 

It was bad enough that it was also the day I met the second most idiotic liar all my life. She was a kid my cousins would make fun at, I don't know why but I just assumed she was bad. One day we we're watching TV and we heard someone in our terrace. My younger cousin whispered to go cut her off. So I ran out while my cousins ran out the backdoor to flank her escape route. We saw her dress she wore a pink dress and she also let her hair down which is super noticeable. We asked her the split second we saw her again here is the funny part. She was  actually holding the ball she stole just a minute ago. Claiming it was bought from the market. What she just happens to buy an exact ball that looks like mine in the short amount of time that the robbery has happened. Sorry for long post here is a potato.

Currently thinking of loop holes

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So I'm currently trying to find loopholes in the whole 100 words thing. At first I thought of not using shortened versions of words like: you're, I'm,or they're. But I scrapped the idea and thought of another one.

"Just to be on the safe side in case some of  it aren't counted"

100 words are all that's needed in order for it to be a valid post, then that means that by using, for example: 100 I could write as "one hundred" etc. Still that is accepted as that is technically two words. Another way is to hide them. Some entries may look small but in them are hidden words that contribute to the total word count.

desperately trying

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I have a friend that can do something that is really weird. You know the thumb right, the thing that helps us grab things. A thumb would normally bend inwards but his thumb can bend both ways. I tried doing it but I can't so I'm going to describe it.First of all, try bending your thumb that only the first segment is horizontal. Ok that easy right? Now try bending it so that it is directly opposite of the position it was before. Some of my classmates can bend their hand joint and touch the backside of the fore arm.

"running out of ideas"

One thing I'm still waiting to see is if someone is close to even licking their elbow. Gene Simmons could probably do it.

Contradiction

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I have the worst made-up condition. It is contradictionisis, for example I want to sleep but my computer keeps pulling me to it or when I need to eat I immediately get sleepy. Having not to eat but still taste food and you wouldn't get sick for eating anything.  would like that. 

"can't sleep,can't eat,and most certainly can't even"

I get really sleepy when it come to eating. I don't know why that is but it is really irritating. I desperately need to sleep right now so lets hope this is at least 100 words. I have a dream that I will actually sleep like a normal person.

the pains of being the last one

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Being the youngest sibling isn't that great. Sure, you get more of your parents attention but that's a double-edged sword. They either see you as a cute last child or a failure, because you can't keep up with your other siblings. Like in studying for example mom always compares me to my brother(super successful). When it come to attitudes I am not the best at it but my sister is worse. 

"I have a 10 ish year gap between me and my sibling"

You get bossed around, alot. I mean a few chores everyday isn't bad but commands left,right,and center. Oh come on do you think I could process whatever everyone just commanded me to do. 

"well my sister will eventually leave"

The plus side is I get to (probably) inherit the house. That's good right? Well my sisters live with their husbands and my brother is in another country with his wife. And yes that is how young I am compared to them.

Adapter!!

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Every time I look to charge my PSP the adapter for the charger always vanishes. This time I left it in a drawer, which I have not touched for at least a month. The last time I used it was when my brother was here. It always disappears without a trace. I have searched every possible place it might have gone to. I've burned through two of those adapters. One was from my brother who gave me his PSP( the one I currently own), and the second one that we bought. 

"damn adapter stealing spirits."

How does an adapter vanish from a drawer that has not been touched in a month. Either my house is infested with adapter stealing spirits or someone from this house has taken it and has forgotten where he/she has put it. Personally I believe it the first one many things have vanished from this house before. or we're just incredibly forgetful

The southernmost point reachable by car.

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So my parents are going  to Visayas this week and are currently at the Port of Matnog. They went there when I was a child and said that the car almost went down a steep incline.

"tamatamatamatamatamarawwwwwwwwwww"

Our car has been through a lot actually, dents, bumps, and crashes. My dad has run the same car for at least 17 years. My dad once waded it in a flood up to waist level with my sister who was going to her call center job. They decided to go back as the water kept rising. It even got shown in the news, well part of it because it was a backdrop.. of the fire... that destroyed a whole compound..but hey at least it was in the news

30 for a haircut

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The person that gave me my haircut was from a province. It's kind of intriguing. He went out of his way to go to the cit to set up a barber shop. In the least busiest area in the whole town. Well atleast I got a decent haircut, going to a different place to start a 
business. 

"It was actually a bowl cut"

Come to think of it the first  time I had to cut my hair was when it was infested with lice. Believe it or not I used to have a wondrous mane. But all that got sent to the drain as soon as lice came living at my hair. Now I dream of regaining that lost mane, But that will have to wait as of now I currently like the short hair, less dandruff.

Im mysteriously satisfied

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I saw an ant nest in a tree near our house, being the idiotic adventurer that I am. I poked the nest with a stick; Not just a simple pock, oh no it was literally a lunge. Broke  through the outer wall and  thousand upon thousand of ants came frenzied of what was happening. I didn't stop I kept lunging at the nest until it was reduced to pile of leaves stuck together. I saw the larvae hanging and an ant carrying one. 

"I felt a primal instinct possess me and it felt satisfying"

What surprised me was at morning I came back up to inspect the ruins of the nest only to find the branch which the nest was glued to completely normal; As if nothing happened or built there. So in my conclusion is that ants are capable of salvaging nest. Though I need to test it again in a more desirable nature as the wind was strong at the time and the nest might just have been blown away.

Luck can only get you so far

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Me and my friends decided to watch the new live action movie of Attack on Titan. So we went to the cinemas. We knew we needed to be 16 but to hell with that we went anyway. As we got to the counter to buy the ticket it turns out we needed an adult to buy it for us. Luckily for us we met our old English teacher at the groceries and we scrambled to find her. 

"It was an unbelievable stroke of luck"

So we get her to buy the ticket but alas, We really did need to be 16. But what bothers me is that Hitman: Agent 47 was rated 13 but AoT was rated 16. Why?! They are practically the same production wise. So we ended up watching a Disney film just cause we can and we were already at the counter.

Potato patato ching chong tomato

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"potato"
For some reason the only vegetable I can think of right now are potatoes. Potatoes are rich in iron, I think? A potato reminds me of someone, potato man. A short, brown guy with perverted thoughts for brains. He may look decent outside but what matters in a potato is what inside. The guy's a walking potato. Did I mention that potatoes are rich in iron, I think?
"potato,potato,potato,potato,potato,potato,potato,potato,potato,potato,potato"
I once had a dinner where my sister cooked boiled potatoes drenched in gravy. The potatoes were bite-sized, about the size of your thumb; It was good especially the gravy like sauce poured on it. I don't know what it was called but I wouldn't mind having it a second time. Actually, I just remembered potato man has a movie I'd like to copy. Eh I'll just watch it withe everyone else.

He is annoying.

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A friend of mine is obsessed to high hell with Japan; Though he/ she is the one that got me back into anime. He/She is obsessed, all he/she talks about is how one thing can relate to Japan. It's annoying, hell his/hers checking are even from Japan, the one where its a circle if its correct.

Here's a list of what he/she has done

• Relates almost everything to Japan.
• His/Her checking(where I'm from a circle means a wrong answer).
• His/Her latest idea is in comparison to students in japan who have a different pair of shoes at school.

"typically any anime trope in history"

"I'm not even gonna give a code as its plainly obvious who hes/she is."

Is there even a generic "awkward"

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Awkwardness the bane of everyone's social life. It's truly a hard hurdle to overcome.
But here are somethings that might help. 

• Being awkward does not mean anti-social.
• It actually helps if you're lazy

Awkwardness might get you noticed by someone(probably)

"3 letters back"

Personally I don't think I'm awkward well apart from being bizarre. If I were to give someone the title of "Awkward" that would be "Mr. KXQQF". He is pretty awkward especially if under pressure; Though he is somewhat of an odd case but I'm in no position to address it. Actually a handful of us are awkward in our own way, "Mr. KXQQF" just happens to be what I see as the most generic.

My relatives are primarily in one general area

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My family is generally in one area. My aunts ad uncles practically live side by side.Most of my cousins in the general area of where I live, heck our neighbors are all relatives of mine. 

'near our place was a ladder that we would use to gain free access to a certain"towne".'

The place where I live was once a farmland. Primarily it was a rice field. Though we were supposed to get an even bigger area but from what my parents and uncles say. Our land was lost in a gamble. About 21ish hectares of land gone in a blink of an eye. 

Giant spiders

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Just this afternoon a gigantic spider was on my wall. It was as big as my hand. Naturally like any sane person would, ask someone to do it. No one answered.

"I swear lizards are better than spiders"

So I got a broom and proceeded to "tragectorize" my swing. It took a couple of swings but I hit it. I got a piece of paper and threw it out the window. And I saw it grab on to the branch of the tree outside. I mean oh come on. You just happen to grab a tree branch in mid air.

"Actually how in our house can a spider become that large"

"had to write that again in SSI"