Can't think of anything, so I'll talk about my lamp

I have a lamp that is literally a nude male. I'm not gay, this was I think given o my sister or my brother. The cool part is, ti turn on the lamp you have to flick the dick up. So he is literally turned on. I have just thought of that joke; I am so proud of myself right now. It has a lampshade on its head. The upside is that there is also a clock on this thing, but thing is, why is it a nude boy? I can find plenty of better lamps and I might invest in a new lamp. I don't use it much, I like a better, less "suggestive" lamp.